I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was at Sarah and Gerry’s Tattoo Shop because I had decided on the spur of the moment to get a tattoo on my back, just above my left shoulder blade. The design I went with was similar to the one below:

My dream tattoo

Any dream interpreters in the audience?

The getting-of-the-tattoo hurt like hell and I was doing a lot of screaming. I think it was because instead of using a standard needle, they were actually cutting the image into my skin with a really, really sharp knife.

Sarah, I love your cookbook and all, but can you promise me that if I ever come to Canada and visit your shop that you guys won’t use a knife on me? It really hurt.