The real history of Atkins
Tired of being at the mercy of the winds, as well as facing the discrimination that all diaphanous gases must endure in the United States, Atkins ate a baked potato stuffed with corn syrup, and quickly gained 300 pounds. He then ate an entire country ham wrapped in bacon, and lost 150 pounds.
Finally, someone explains the real history behind the Atkins Diet. (via ev)
Aha! I knew there was SOMETHING!
Oh shit! *catching breath* I am *rolling* after reading this “real” explanation of the Atkins Diet. *guffaw* Thanks, Ryan – seriously funny!…
Endulge ice cream tastes like the ice cream served at hospitals. It tastes watery.This is a problem you need to fix. Even though I weigh 362.5 pounds and wish to weigh 100.5 pounds someday,i think that you should add more sugar to your ice cream. please take my comments seriously. thank you. much love,
Shanequia
I usually don’t make fun of people on this blog, but seriously: how clueless are you?
Aha! I knew there was SOMETHING!
Oh shit! *catching breath* I am *rolling* after reading this “real” explanation of the Atkins Diet. *guffaw* Thanks, Ryan – seriously funny!…