Cool 2B Real parody

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The Morning News comes through again, as they take the time to imagine the discussions that go on behind closed doors during the evolution of the National Cattlemen’s Beef Association’s hilarious Cool 2B Real site.

NCBA Rep: So I ordered some surveys. We found that well above one percent of pre-teen girls, are questioning a lifestyle rich in beef. To the point that they don’t eat meat at all.

Salesperson: That’s vegetaria…

NCBA Rep: We don’t use that word. We use “terrorism.” This is cattle country.

One Response to “Cool 2B Real parody”

  1. Blaine

    Great article, especially the last line about the chemical disaster.

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