A close call
I had a close call this weekend: I was offered a bite of a bagel with egg. As I bit in, I noticed something… with my mouth full I mumbled, “What the hell is this?” pointing at bacon that was hiding under the egg. I proceeded to spit my mouthful into the trash.
It was just an honest mistake with no actual intention of trying to “turn me back.” :)
BACEUSE THAT IS WHAT WE NEED IN THE USA.